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Elon Musk IS an African-American!
Libs need to watch this video...
The funny thing is George Carlin WAS a liberal. An actual liberal. But he wasn't a crazy progressive.
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The funny thing is George Carlin WAS a liberal. An actual liberal. But he wasn't a crazy progressive.
Bring back the REAL Looney Toons!
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This is pretty funny. I had not seen this bit by Dave Chappelle.
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I'm a toothpaste squeezer. I don't cut it open or anything like that but I'll get at least 98% of it. 
I'm nearly at the end of a tube now, I'll have to take a pic and post it! 
Just when you think this is the last brush out of the tube, out comes enough for one more brushing...
I'm the same way with yogurt--I'll scrape it down to nothing! It not the frugality of it but more the challenge. I'm like the monkey in the jungle scraping termites out of the hole with a stick--gotta get every last one of them!
I'm nearly at the end of a tube now, I'll have to take a pic and post it! Just when you think this is the last brush out of the tube, out comes enough for one more brushing... I'm the same way with yogurt--I'll scrape it down to nothing! It not the frugality of it but more the challenge. I'm like the monkey in the jungle scraping termites out of the hole with a stick--gotta get every last one of them!
This is brilliant. Check-fucking-mate at the end!
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He's funny, but he's also exactly right. He doesn't say it, but he unwittingly invoked the Laws of Physics (thermodynamics). For the activity of humans to affect the planet on a large scale is literally impossible due to the Laws of Physics.
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Not all stand-up... some sit-down... but Joan Rivers was one of a kind!
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Then they killed her.