In one episode he did a "more power" riding lawnmower and raced against Bob Vila.
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Not Darwin-related but certainly boat-related. Witnessed this in my travels last week... 
I wasn't sure where to post this.... We might need a "Darwin" thread. But apparently someone tried to fill his boat with gas... and actually FILLED the boat with gas by putting the nozzle into one of the rod holder holes instead of the gas tank.
Yikes! I'd be getting the hell out of there!
View: https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1917675054089003256
Yikes! I'd be getting the hell out of there!
View: https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1917675054089003256
At what point does one think "This is certainly taking a long time to fill up!" or "Why do I smell fuel?"
I'd definitely make them pay for the gas if I owned the station!
Probably call the fire dept. just in case...I've had auto-shutoffs malfunction and from the driver's seat I can hear splattering on the ground from fuel coming out the neck!
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You mean like this one?
"Official" Thread - Darwin Award Candidates
I don't think there's a Darwin Award thread, so I thought I might start one. If any folks have some contributions, please post. I didn't know which forum topic to put it under, so I selected the forum topic for jokes. But, depending on one's perspective and upbringing, I guess one could...
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LOL! Duh! Moved!You mean like this one?
"Official" Thread - Darwin Award Candidates
I don't think there's a Darwin Award thread, so I thought I might start one. If any folks have some contributions, please post. I didn't know which forum topic to put it under, so I selected the forum topic for jokes. But, depending on one's perspective and upbringing, I guess one could...
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When I was in high school a lady wanted me to fill her suburban.
I noticed the gas was leaking out of the tank almost as fast as it was going in, so I looked under and saw a gash in the tank.
She was going to drive home and have her husband take care of it.
Even I knew that was a bad idea, so I made her leave it right there while we took care of it the gas issue.
Luckily it was not more than a few gallons.
I noticed the gas was leaking out of the tank almost as fast as it was going in, so I looked under and saw a gash in the tank.
She was going to drive home and have her husband take care of it.
Even I knew that was a bad idea, so I made her leave it right there while we took care of it the gas issue.
Luckily it was not more than a few gallons.
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Buy parts before the drought. Summer of Love II on the way again.
If he only had one more five gallon jug of gas......
View: https://x.com/LearningMan247/status/1931729695927828896
If he only had one more five gallon jug of gas......
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At least he got a family photo to place on his mantle next to Whoopi's.
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Should gun mfgr’s start putting warning labels on their products?
I think they should NOT put warning labels on them and let nature take care of the rest.
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Fuck A1n A - remove ALL warning labels! I am so sick of labels on everything I buy. Get a new computer? 30 page manual of warnings in every language on earth, and the how to use it manual is "turn it on" and "Download the manual by scanning this code"