"Official" Thread Darwin Award Candidates

Racer88 said:
Here's how I know this is fake.... No doctor, hospital, or EMT would EVER be interviewed and divulge private patient information like that. Even before HIPAA. Not a chance.
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With all the other things he's done, it does sound plausible though.
Seems it was fabricated to counter Walz story about Vance and a couch.
Welcome to modern politics.
 
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USApat said:
Upskirt view and she's single. Needs sugar daddy and she can be fixed.
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Looks like they got her with a rubber bullet. I wonder if a Taser would have been appropriate? :unsure:

Everybody nearby whose power is out because of this stunt is hoping the bitch fries! :devilish: And that is the voltage that will do it--instant french fry! I used to have a video clip of a guy, maybe in Bangladesh? on the roof of a completely overloaded train, he stands up and braces himself against the caternary wire--instantly well-done! :eek:
 
no4mk1t said:
As Maxwell Smart used to say..."Missed it by THAT much!"


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Moron. First... yeah... don't put tannerite inside other objects that will get turned into shrapnel.

Second, don't turn around and muzzle all your friends, Captain donut.
 
When even the cops are looking for you... Just to get your name spelled right on the Darwin Award...

Actually surprised he didn't rip the transom right off. A 14' John boat is designed for a 15 h.p. motor.
At least he has enough sense to wear a life vest and helmet. Good to have when the bow prevents you from seeing where you are going... And tiller steering with 200 h.p. Ballsy.

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no4mk1t said:
When even the cops are looking for you... Just to get your name spelled right on the Darwin Award...

Actually surprised he didn't rip the transom right off. A 14' John boat is designed for a 15 h.p. motor.
At least he has enough sense to wear a life vest and helmet. Good to have when the bow prevents you from seeing where you are going... And tiller steering with 200 h.p. Ballsy.
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LOL! A disciple of "Tim 'the tool man' Taylor."

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More power!

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no4mk1t said:
When even the cops are looking for you... Just to get your name spelled right on the Darwin Award...

Actually surprised he didn't rip the transom right off. A 14' John boat is designed for a 15 h.p. motor.
At least he has enough sense to wear a life vest and helmet. Good to have when the bow prevents you from seeing where you are going... And tiller steering with 200 h.p. Ballsy.

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Hilarious, but at least he's wearing a "safety" helmet! 🤪
 
Just one question? why?
 
I'm not seeing a problem with the boat. :D Looks like the transom has been boxed in...

I like the ones where they will transplant a Jet-Ski powertrain into a custom-made tunnel in the hull. Once they get up on plane they fly across the water! :eek:
 

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