"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

BMW makes their heated seats an option that you have to pay for.
Tesla makes their self-driving feature an option you have to pay for.
Subaru announces a new option for 2027. The who needs a man seat... :ROFLMAO:

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No Burger Kings protest?
Ronald reunion?
Are they adding a new letter to LBTQXYZ?
Red is the new blue?
Inquiring minds want to know!

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I don't get it.
The rumor is that Amazon warehouse employees pee in jugs because they don't have enough time to walk however far away the restroom is and make whatever the time or piece quota is.
 
Over one hundred years ago in 1912, Mexico ordered a large supply of mayonnaise from France. This was to be delivered in New York and then sent down to Mexico. Unfortunately, the ship they sent the mayo on sank. As you can guess it was the Titanic. Word of its sinking did not reach Mexico until May 5th (Titanic sank in mid-April). The Mexicans were so upset they created a national day of mourning on that day. They called it Cinco de Mayo, or in English, "Sinking of the Mayonnaise."
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