"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[no4mk1t]

When you're wondering where she buys Kevlar bedsheets at?

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[no4mk1t]

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Is this the next option up from where the topless chicks rub their boobs on the windows while washing the car?

 

[Bobster]

(carwash)

I keep seeing "GOOD BLOWJOB CARWASH"--maybe they are adding optional services?

 

[no4mk1t]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[no4mk1t]

I think we can skip the DNA test...

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[no4mk1t]

Every time...

 

[seniormoment]

Every time...

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I think they are designed that way.

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S59NCvIUfng

Reminds me of this classic SNL skit:


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRr1KAiEYfR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

 

[no4mk1t]

When you can only do your grocery shopping on days it doesn't rain...
Should be real popular in England and S. Florida...

 

[no4mk1t]

I tell the unknowing that the little round switch on the floor is the eject button for the passenger seat. If they don't believe me, I say watch Goldfinger...

 

[no4mk1t]

For your libtard friends and co-workers...

 

[Racer88]

For your libtard friends and co-workers...

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[Bobster]

This is a MUST watch... (that is Hennessy he is pouring...)


View: https://x.com/i/status/2050667987359969610