"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[seniormoment]

It's like the wife swap with Sci-Fi flicks...

Live long, and may the Force be with you.

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You know there are people out there who might consider this sacrilegious. Not me, never was that big of a fan.

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1999441347452032

 

[seniormoment]

View: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1B34ujW7iy/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[no4mk1t]

No shit!

 

[Racer88]

No shit!

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I saw a TV ad recently... I can't remember if it was for a car or medication... but the music backing track was Judas Priest!

 

[Dave]

 

[no4mk1t]

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Yeah, I'll bet that is not by choice...

 

[Curmudgeon]

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Correction, White men don't date me!

 

[no4mk1t]

Double check the hidden compartment in your ring to make sure the Viagra is in there and say, "After you ladies"...

 

[no4mk1t]

Send to any buddies you have named David...

 

[no4mk1t]

What was that Khan said about revenge being a dish best served cold?

 

[no4mk1t]

Are you bragging, or complaining?

 

[NavyVette]

Are you bragging, or complaining?

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Dodged a hydrogen bomb on that one! PHEW

 

[seniormoment]

Are you bragging, or complaining?

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[no4mk1t]

Cook some bacon on the grill. Use leaf blower to make sure he smells it.

Every day...until he moves.