Article Link! $2K/mo to Spank the Monkey?

[no4mk1t]

And it still leaves one hand free for the game console...
No free hand for the Cheetos though, so you're gonna have an orange dick.

Finally, AI Is Creating Great Jobs: Cranking the Hog for $2K a Month

AI companion startup Joi AI is hiring ten "masturbation consultants," according to a job listing the company posted on social media.

futurism.com

 

[Racer88]

In a recent tweet, the company reflected on the types of “cover letter openings” it had received, which ranged from “this is my calling,” to “I’ve been training for this my whole life.” Other openings included “my therapist said I needed a hobby,” and “I applied on behalf of my husband.”


“Time to go pro,” one X user joked. “Ready to contribute extensive data, repeatedly, for science.”

 

[seniormoment]

And it still leaves one hand free for the game console...
No free hand for the Cheetos though, so you're gonna have an orange dick.

Finally, AI Is Creating Great Jobs: Cranking the Hog for $2K a Month

AI companion startup Joi AI is hiring ten "masturbation consultants," according to a job listing the company posted on social media.

futurism.com

Some people must have really sick minds to come up with something like this.